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CARDIO IS A CULT *PREMIUM STRINGER*

$35.00

Size | XS

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CARDIO IS A CULT *PREMIUM STRINGER*

$35.00

Size

XS

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      There is an old cult rapidly resurfacing these days.

      Running.

      You can find mobs of seemingly well intentioned, color coordinated advocates out on any sunny day.

      It’s full of the usual empty promises.

      “It’s fun” (a bold lie).

      “It builds character” (no thanks Goggins).

      “It’s good for your health” (let me suffer in peace).

      My preferred sport is a set of 5 followed by a cool 5-10 min rest in-between sets.

      Cardio is a cult and that is not a judgement, it’s an acknowledgment that really for it to work, you can only belong to one.

      And we’re already drinking the lifting Kool-Aid.

      We’re not hybrid athletes (or really athletes in general). We just like to lift. We’ll cheer you on from the sidelines.

       

      Keep in mind the MAJOR difference in sizing is just the length (most tank sizes in the chest area fit pretty similar). At 5'10 and 180lb, I wear a size Large.

      I would say the following sizes would work as a rule.

      If you are below 5'4 (or female) get Small
      If you are between 5'5'-5'10 (and/or a small or medium build) get Medium
      If you are between 5'7-5'11 (and/or a medium+ build) get Large
      If you are between 5'9-6'1 (and/or have quite a lot of muscle) get X-Large
      If you are 6'0+ (until maximum height 6'5) get XXL

      Women should wear the S or M. Most guys are either M or L (or if you are jacked/are taller, XL). Personally I like to wear the L or XL (whereas for t-shirts I usually wear a M or for leg day a L).

      Made of 88% Polyester, 8% Raylon, 4% Spandex. Machine wash on cold.

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    • Variant: XS
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    • In Stock: 3
    • Weight: 0.5 lb
    • Product Type: T-Shirt