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I Used To Bench 405lb (Light Sweatshirt)

$48.00

Size | S

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I Used To Bench 405lb (Light Sweatshirt)

$48.00

Size

S

  • Product Description
      PRE-SALE (PRE-SALE STARTS SHIPPING May 27th)

      We all remember that moment in the gym. We’re just minding our own business, doing a set of bench press when some middle age man comes up to you and begins a conversation. It starts innocently enough with him complimenting your bench but then somehow the conversation shifts to being about him. Then he drops a bomb seemingly out of nowhere, “yeah, I used to bench 405 back in high school”. You look at his frail, lumpy physique and immediately doubt this claim. Why would he say such an obvious lie?! You resume your workout, shaken at his audacity.

      Fast forward almost a decade and you are out of college, still lifting and trying to get stronger. You see a young gun struggling on the bench press. You go up to him and begin a conversation. You give him a few pointers and boost his confidence. Out of nowhere and unprompted, you shift the conversation back to yourself. Almost reflexively you blurt out “yeah I used to Bench 405 back in high school”. You can’t explain why and suddenly you are hit with a horrific epiphany: you’ve become the thing you’ve hated. You’re that old dude in the gym bragging. Where did it all go wrong?


      PRE-SALE STARTS SHIPPING in the order  received
      starting May 27th

      The Slogan. The Squid. The Swag.

      The international greeting of gym goers to each other since 2009.


      We're launching this design on our NEW super comfortable Custom Crewneck. It is a polyblend, so it won't shrink, its incredibly soft and the fit is designed to taper and accentuate a lifters physique. Broad in the shoulders, ample space in the torso and a soft bottom elastic to frame the upper body. 

       

      • Heather Grey: 75/25 cotton/polyester
      • Split stitch double needle sewing on all seams
      • Twill neck tape
      • 1x1 ribbing at collar, cuffs and waistband
      • Standard fit
      • Tear away neck label


      The shirt is similar to our shirts in terms of fit, in other words go with the size you normally go with! Comfortable, light and durable. I am a little over 5`9 at 180 and wear a Large.


       
      SIZING

      XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
      Body Length 25 26 1/2 28 29 1/2 31 32 1/2 34 35 1/2 37
      Body Width 19 20 1/2 22 23 1/2 25 26 1/2 28 29 1/2 31
      Sleeve Length (From Center Back) 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42

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  • Product Details
    • Variant: S
    • SKU:
    • In Stock: 14
    • Weight: 0.9 lb
    • Product Type: T-Shirt
    • Collection: Frontpage