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BURN THE FAT. FEED THE EGO. *PREMIUM STRINGER*

$35.00

Size | XS

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BURN THE FAT. FEED THE EGO. *PREMIUM STRINGER*

$35.00

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XS

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      Want to get really lean?

      Self-immolation is the quickest way to a perma 0% bodyfat.

      We can craft the most beautiful explanations as to why we lift.

      To push ourselves. A quest for self betterment.

      But on some fundamental level, we have to acknowledge that hoisting all this iron is at least partially done to appease our egos.

      So don’t bother with the mental gymnastics justifying a higher purpose when all you want to do is see your abs.

      It’s time to not only burn the fat, but burn all the deceit that comes along with it. Burn the fat, feed the ego. Get to your goal, by any means necessary (self-immolation included). 

       

      Keep in mind the MAJOR difference in sizing is just the length (most tank sizes in the chest area fit pretty similar). At 5'10 and 180lb, I wear a size Large.

      I would say the following sizes would work as a rule.

      If you are below 5'4 (or female) get Small
      If you are between 5'5'-5'10 (and/or a small or medium build) get Medium
      If you are between 5'7-5'11 (and/or a medium+ build) get Large
      If you are between 5'9-6'1 (and/or have quite a lot of muscle) get X-Large
      If you are 6'0+ (until maximum height 6'5) get XXL

      Women should wear the S or M. Most guys are either M or L (or if you are jacked/are taller, XL). Personally I like to wear the L or XL (whereas for t-shirts I usually wear a M or for leg day a L).

      Made of 88% Polyester, 8% Raylon, 4% Spandex. Machine wash on cold.

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    • Variant: XS
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    • In Stock: 4
    • Weight: 0.5 lb
    • Product Type: T-Shirt
    • Collection: Frontpage