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They ridicule you because they don’t understand you. Quietly, on some deeper level, they fear you. Because you don’t conform to their expectations. Because you don’t train calves.

They laugh when you wear shorts, you laugh when they follow the herd. Like the elegant flamingo, you are a symbol of being unique in a very mundane world. It’s easier to be like everyone else. Much harder to stand out. Well you strut your stuff.

We took a long while to come up with a design that finally captured the essence of this message we started over 8 years ago. We are proud members of Team No Calves, are you?

This is a LIMITED EDITION Vintage Pink Heavyweight 100% Cotton Tee.

The fit is similar to our standard tee so we recommend you adhere to standard US men's sizing. If you typically wear a large in a tee, get a large here etc. The sleeves are a little roomier and due to the Acid Wash, the feel will be a little different but this

SIZING

XS
Length: 27 Inches
Chest (Width): 16 Inches

S
Length: 28 Inches
Chest (Width): 18 Inches

M
Length: 29 Inches
Chest (Width): 20 Inches

L
Length: 30 Inches
Chest (Width): 22 Inches

XL
Length: 31 Inches
Chest (Width): 24 Inches

XXL
Length: 32 Inches
Chest (Width): 26 Inches

Team No Calves (Pink Vintage Wash Tee)

$38.00