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One of my biggest fears, more than dying alone or living an unfulfilled life, is that I won’t fill up my casket. And that inside my casket, my regular size suit will fit so loose, my friends will come up and solemnly remark “I thought he lifted?” Almost with an ounce of shame.

If I’m going out, you better believe I’m going to need a custom made, XXL casket with at least 10 pallbearers just to handle the sheer mass. Even then, I hope their knees buckle carrying me. Everyone will know that I spent truly an insane amount of my waking moments hoisting iron because Dying Small Lasts Forever and that ain’t gonna be me.

This is our NEW PREMIUM 100% HEAVYWEIGHT COTTON OVERSIZED TEES. They are much more spacious in the body, a little longer and the sleeves are bigger as well. Designed for those that want the classic oversized look.

Keep in mind because it is 100% COTTON, you'll want to cold wash to avoid any shrinkage (which shouldn't be much). It is advised to select your REGULAR Raskol tee size to get the correct OVERSIZED tee here. So if you normally wear Large, get an Oversized Large. We also have a chart below!

MEASUREMENT GUIDE (Inches)
Chest (Measured Across)
Body Length (Measured Vertically)

XS
Chest Width 18.5"
Length 29"

S
Chest Width 20.5"
Length 30"

M
Chest Width 22.5"
Length 31"

L
Chest Width 24.5"
Length 32"

XL
Chest Width 26.5"
Length 33"

2XL
Chest Width 28.5"
Length 34.5"

3XL
Chest Width 30.5"
Length 36"

DYING SMALL... LASTS FOREVER (SLIME GREEN PREMIUM OVERSIZED TEE)

$42.00