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Calves To The Crows (Fitted Tee)


Size | XS


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Calves To The Crows (Fitted Tee)




  • Product Description
      PRE-SALE (Starts Shipping Nov. 3rd)

      Here we have Achilles, the great hero of the Iliad. Slayer of noble Hector and undefeated in combat, he was killed by an arrow to the heel, his one weak spot.
      He was invulnerable everywhere else but like many of us, he has one weak spot...his calves.

      Yes, even the greatest warrior of all time suffered this same fate as many of us. Written in Ancient Greek is “Calves to the Crows”, because back then instead of saying “*blank* off” you would say “go to the crows”. Thus Calves to the Crows means essentially F Calves.

      We wanted to make a significant tee to commemorate all of our #TeamNoCalves brethren. The next time someone remarks about your puny calves, understand you come from a great lineage.

      It's in a FITTED Polyblend shirt. This is a lighter, more comfortable and fitted shirt.


      Fabric: 60% Cotton 40% Poly
      Combed Cotton/Poly Jersey 32 Singles 145g 4.3oz
      Neck: Set in Collar 1 x 1 Baby Rib Label:Tear Away

      Brand: Next Level Style# 6210 (CVC Crew)

      The shirt is similar to American Apparel (and fits as such). Comfortable, light and durable. I am a little over 5`9 at 180 and wear a Large.


      Width 18"
      Length 28"
      Chest 36"

      Width 20"
      Length 29"
      Chest 40"

      Width 22"
      Length 30"
      Chest 44"

      Width 24"
      Length 31"
      Chest 48"

      Width 26"
      Length 32"
      Chest 52"

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    • Variant: XS
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    • In Stock: 8
    • Weight: 0.5 lb
    • Product Type: T-Shirt