Apparently lifting is supposed to make you feel awesome, improve your self image and build muscle. No one told you that you would never be satisfied, always feeling beat up and silently wishing Creatine was more effective.
We exist in our own little pain prisms, we lifters. Some cry out “No Pain, No Gain!” But secretly we know it’s All Pain and No GAIN.
Apparently lifting is supposed to make you feel awesome, improve your self image and build muscle. No one told you that you would never be satisfied, always feeling beat up and silently wishing Creatine was more effective.
We exist in our own little pain prisms, we lifters. Some cry out “No Pain, No Gain!” But secretly we know it’s All Pain and No GAIN.
Let’s not mince words, you got a wagon for a caboose. Those squats are paying off and you’re looking hella THICC.
Normal jeans ain’t fitting and sometimes you catch a stranger mirin’.
Your friends introduce you as “That’s my boy, that Dumptruck Daddy over there.”
And that’s when you realize, you’ve made it. Making a special one for all those with Thicc Thighs.
This is a FITTED Polyblend shirt. It is a lighter, more comfortable and fitted shirt. Hugs the sleeves, tapers at the waist for an aesthetic fit.
Let’s not mince words, you got a wagon for a caboose. Those squats are paying off and you’re looking hella THICC.
Normal jeans ain’t fitting and sometimes you catch a stranger mirin’.
Your friends introduce you as “That’s my boy, that Dumptruck Daddy over there.”
And that’s when you realize, you’ve made it. Making a special one for all those with Thicc Thighs.
This is a FITTED Polyblend shirt. It is a lighter, more comfortable and fitted shirt. Hugs the sleeves, tapers at the waist for an aesthetic fit.
Introducing our brand new CLASSIC Bodybuilding Shorts. The main difference is the fit and feel. These shorts are about 0.75" shorter than our previous shorts and about 1" smaller in circumference (the leg holes).
Aiming at evoking the classic shorts from the 60s-80s, our new classic line is made of a thinner material (polyester), fits tighter and a little higher than our current Bodybuilding Shorts.
The shorts have been tailored to fit above the knee and are tapered around your thighs to show off the wheels. A side slit is also included in case you are busting out with gains.
Introducing our brand new CLASSIC Bodybuilding Shorts. The main difference is the fit and feel. These shorts are about 0.75" shorter than our previous shorts and about 1" smaller in circumference (the leg holes).
Aiming at evoking the classic shorts from the 60s-80s, our new classic line is made of a thinner material (polyester), fits tighter and a little higher than our current Bodybuilding Shorts.
The shorts have been tailored to fit above the knee and are tapered around your thighs to show off the wheels. A side slit is also included in case you are busting out with gains.