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Your Friendly Neighborhood Creatine Dealer (Midnight Retro Edition)


Size | XS


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Your Friendly Neighborhood Creatine Dealer (Midnight Retro Edition)




  • Product Description

      They laugh at you because you take Creatine.

      “Does it even work?” They mock. Fools. They don’t know what it’s like to feel the power of the Old Gods surging through your vascular veins.

      Even more shocking, your parents now think you are using drugs when you tell them you’re taking Creatine. Shunned by friends and terrified by parents, it’s clear what your only viable career now is in life.

      To become a friendly, neighborhood Creatine Dealer. An undead guardian of your community and it’s gains.


      This is a FITTED Polyblend shirt. It is a lighter, more comfortable and fitted shirt. Hugs the sleeves, tapers at the waist for an aesthetic fit.


      Fabric: 60% Cotton 40% Poly
      Combed Cotton/Poly Jersey 32 Singles 145g 4.3oz
      Neck: Set in Collar 1 x 1 Baby Rib Label:Tear Away

      Brand: Next Level Style# 6210 (CVC Crew)

      The shirt is similar to American Apparel (and fits as such). Comfortable, light and durable. I am a little over 5`9 at 180 and wear a Large typically, Medium if I want a very tight fit. 


      Width 18"
      Length 28"
      Chest 36"

      Width 20"
      Length 29"
      Chest 40"

      Width 22"
      Length 30"
      Chest 44"

      Width 24"
      Length 31"
      Chest 48"

      Width 26"
      Length 32"
      Chest 52"

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  • Product Details
    • Variant: XS
    • SKU:
    • In Stock: 6
    • Weight: 0.5 lb
    • Product Type: T-Shirt
    • Collection: Frontpage