They ridicule you because they don’t understand you. Quietly, on some deeper level, they fear you. Because you don’t conform to their expectations. Because you don’t train calves.
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They laugh when you wear shorts, you laugh when they follow the herd. Like the elegant flamingo, you are a symbol of being unique in a very mundane world. It’s easier to be like everyone else. Much harder to stand out. Well you strut your stuff.
We took a long while to come up with a design that finally captured the essence of this message we started over 8 years ago. We are proud members of Team No Calves, are you?
Keep in mind the MAJOR difference in sizing is just the length (most tank sizes in the chest area fit pretty similar). At 5'10 and 180lb, I wear a size Large.
I would say the following sizes would work as a rule.
If you are below 5'4 (or female) get Small
If you are between 5'5'-5'10 (and/or a small or medium build) get Medium
If you are between 5'7-5'11 (and/or a medium+ build) get Large
If you are between 5'9-6'1 (and/or have quite a lot of muscle) get X-Large
If you are 6'0+ (until maximum height 6'5) get XXL
Women should wear the S or M. Most guys are either M or L (or if you are jacked/are taller, XL). Personally I like to wear the L or XL (whereas for t-shirts I usually wear a M or for leg day a L).
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